Mischievous Is My Middle Name
Woof! Luther here. Yep. I’ve been AWOL for a while. I’ve been in a lot of trouble lately and have been on restriction from my blog. Guess I deserve it – but dang it…I’m a growing puppy…and pups just wanna have fun!
Ok. So I figure I can blame my bad-to-the-bone nature on the fact that I’m 1/2 Lab puppy. I run at full speed all the time, I chew, tear, destroy and maim! I’ve been told I lick WAY TOO MUCH and I love to play nibble. I mean…us Labs are on the top ten list of Naughtiest Dog Breeds. But hey – I’m number 8! Almost NOT naughty. But look, I’m not gonna take all the blame here.
First off, I know I’m cute and know that fact probably gives me some leeway. Second, I’m still a puppy – so what do you expect? Third, I have a ton of energy. So since I have no siblings to blame for destroyed stuff in the house, guess I’ll have to blame my pet parents. I HAVE CABIN FEVER!! We go on walks – but that’s not enough. We play, but not enough in my estimation. I wanna play all day long! I NEED EXERCISE – I NEED AN OUTLET FOR MY PENT UP ENERGY! Oh. Sorry. I was talking in all CAPS. But I’m passionate here.
It’s been “wet and muddy” outside here in the Mid-South. My backyard looks like the location of human annual mud races.
And I love mud! But alas – it is not my playground today…again. Maw Maw wanted to take a picture of me all muddy, but she was so mad she put me in the shower instead. SIGH.
So I figure I’d be a good boy and keep myself busy inside. This puppy is so smart!!
Ok. Ok. Not a good idea on the chair. I totally miscalculated the cute factor on that one. To my defense, I’m typically sort of a good boy – for my age and all. I’m smart and calculate how long they will be gone at the grocery store and plot my mischief accordingly. The plan is to destroy and be done before they get home – then put on the cute factor. It doesn’t work pups! Listen to me here. Cute does not fix their furniture!
They usually tie all the doors shut and keep me in the kitchen, but I’ve been SO good for SO long – they let their guard down. I fooled them. Shame on them! But they are fighting back. Dang it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maw and Paw are like…”we’ve NEVER had to section off any of our other dogs”. Well I say, I’m not other dogs. I’m Luther.
Well. Back to the drawing board!